Or, why I hope Napoleon Bonaparte is stepping on a Lego in hell.
Or, why you should never give a silly nickname to Sweden's King Gustav I.
Or, terrible dating advice from Grigori Potemkin
Or, the absolute unhinged energy of Saint Olga of Kyiv
Or, how Lydia Pinkham grifted her way into millions of dollars and also my heart.
Or, why Catalina de Erauso might be my dirtbaggiest dirtbag yet.
Or, why Blackbeard was the Lady Gaga of the early 18th century.
Or, a Hans Christian Andersen mini-episode because my brain is mashed potatoes this week.
Or, fun and games with the 14th century papacy
Or, really just 1,300 words about how much Thomas Seymour sucks.
Or, why Tycho Brahe is the scientific wackjob Elon Musk wishes he was.
Or, episode 95 of my hit tv show "Never Trust a Cardinal," starring Jeanne de la Motte