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Sarah Miller's avatar

"If you ever create a two-page spread from Richard Scarry’s Busytown instead of taking notes like a normal person again I swear I will kill you myself" Literal LOL.

Kit's avatar

this one had me cracking up so much oh my god. I will never not think about those silly little trees (big fan of the little horses as well, and the fact that the guy drawing it clearly had fun showing that Darnley got his bits lopped off during/after his murder)

Joyce Reynolds-Ward's avatar

I once had a boss (who was not a nice person, oh hell, he was a dirtbag) who was a dead ringer for Bothwell. I didn't realize it until he was fired and was talking to a writer friend who was rather up on Scottish history...and then it was OMG WHAT?

Carrie Dancing Bear's avatar

Ok, this one totally got me laughing out loud. Which means, of course, I am now a subscriber.

Lou Tilsley's avatar

Just discovered this and it properly made me laugh out loud. Love it 😍

Scott Tominey's avatar

Loved this! Great storytelling:)

From a history graduate from Scotland.

Birgitte Rasine's avatar

Bravo Allison. A thousand times Bravo! 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

Birgitte Rasine's avatar

I'm only two sentences into this one and... "dickbiscuit"??

Please hang on to my glass of wine I need to go outside and laugh myself inside out.

p.s. Please don't cover it with chocolate. Please.

p.p.s. I'm not supposed to be reading this right now. Supposed to be researching something for my next Holiday Tour feature. Read the whole damn thing anyway it was too good

Staci Schellinger's avatar

This was such a funny, sarcastic read and I loved all of it! 🤣