‘Now. If you know anything about 19th century British history, it’s that English people cannot be fucking trusted in the Mediterranean or the Middle East. Turn your back on them for 45 minutes and they start eating mummies and stealing marbles.’
Oh my god, no. 😂 I had largely forgotten the Byron poems I read in college, but I do remember MANFRED, the closet drama, which as a teenaged English major goth, I enjoyed the shit out because of the unhinged gothic vibe and spirit summoning plot. HOWEVER, I started laughing aloud at your critical summary of his poems because sister issues, check, broodily staring off a cliff, check, atheism, check. “This fucking guy” indeed!
Automatic subscribe from me. The funniest thing about Byron’s I’m-the-only-one-who-can-save-Greece crusade is that he commissioned an opera costumer to make him and his bros a bunch of fake uniforms so they could serve (militarily, not so much) (looks, also kinda meh.)
There’s a great Byron documentary hosted by Rupert Everett where he travels to all of Byron’s party spots and acts completely unhinged. It’s chaotic. Highly recommend.
Damn! I got a BA in English Literature and if any of my professors had discussed even a quarter of this in class I certainly would have enjoyed Byron more; not his poems, but at least his life.
Oh, I love this one. I was this many years old before I learned the true history of Lord Byron. This is all the stuff they never told us of in English Lit. I can see why. It's hard to celebrate a man for being one of THE Romantics (Byron, Keats, Shelly) who died early, tragic deaths...except they didn't really tell us the whole story, did they? I just love these stories! I know I don't comment enough, and maybe I should, but wow.
Wasn’t there a VERY WEIRD sort of horror film made about that holiday they were all on together? I have vague memories of a hugh school friend renting it and all of us just…being very surprised by the vibes. As usual, laughed so hard that one of my kids came in to check on me.
I know! I'm kinda wondering about poor Keats now. I'm gonna have to look into his history. I'm hoping the fact that he died as young as he did might not be his only redeeming quality.
Hope you're allowing him Don Juan, though, which is brilliant.
Re the Greek freedom fighting: I always thought that was him scoring off Hobhouse, who'd recently been imprisoned for radical politics i.e. walking the talk, rather than just posturing (and tossing his flowing locks). But who knows?
Glorious. One of the very few things I actually remember from a school trip to Greece just under 20 years ago is not the history lessons, not the myths, not the language basics we learned for emergency situations - but going to the Temple of Poseidon and having Byron's graffiti pointed out to us (which, I just learned by way of having to Google which temple it was, may not even have been his graffiti, but he just has that reputation so most people figure it probably was)
"As best I can understand, this was Byron’s pathological need to be the manliest and most elaborately scandalous person in any room."
I glossed over Byron when I read this and thought "Hemingway" instead.
I read that and thought - my teen self. Only closeted. It was all going on in my head.
I believe it was Keats who called Wordsworth “Wordswords,” which was almost as clever and more apt.
God I love every one of your posts!
‘Now. If you know anything about 19th century British history, it’s that English people cannot be fucking trusted in the Mediterranean or the Middle East. Turn your back on them for 45 minutes and they start eating mummies and stealing marbles.’
😭😂
To be fair to the English, it was a Scotsman who nicked the marbles.
this is true AND I have no desire to be fair to the English
😂👌🏼
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how Wikipedia pages should be written.
Justice for Claire Clairmont!!
Oh my god, no. 😂 I had largely forgotten the Byron poems I read in college, but I do remember MANFRED, the closet drama, which as a teenaged English major goth, I enjoyed the shit out because of the unhinged gothic vibe and spirit summoning plot. HOWEVER, I started laughing aloud at your critical summary of his poems because sister issues, check, broodily staring off a cliff, check, atheism, check. “This fucking guy” indeed!
THE THINGS THAT MANFRED DID TO MY BRAIN IN COLLEGE
LOL I'm so sorry
Worth reading to the end just to see “Turdsworth”! I am enraged on behalf of Allegra though.
my mother sent me a text this morning and it said only "Turdsworth"
There are so many sentences in this that I love so much.
The "Lord 'Fuck Around' Byron, finding out" image caption was magnificent.
Given the life he led, it's kind of appropriate that one of the longer poems he wrote was about the similarly inclined Don Juan.
Automatic subscribe from me. The funniest thing about Byron’s I’m-the-only-one-who-can-save-Greece crusade is that he commissioned an opera costumer to make him and his bros a bunch of fake uniforms so they could serve (militarily, not so much) (looks, also kinda meh.)
I did not know that, but it rings so true I feel like I must have!
There’s a great Byron documentary hosted by Rupert Everett where he travels to all of Byron’s party spots and acts completely unhinged. It’s chaotic. Highly recommend.
all you had to say was "hosted by Rupert Everett" and I would have pulled up a chair already.
Here’s a link to part 1 https://youtu.be/CR-R0XFHtng?si=li7rRk5Qbyu9jTG5
Damn! I got a BA in English Literature and if any of my professors had discussed even a quarter of this in class I certainly would have enjoyed Byron more; not his poems, but at least his life.
Oh, I love this one. I was this many years old before I learned the true history of Lord Byron. This is all the stuff they never told us of in English Lit. I can see why. It's hard to celebrate a man for being one of THE Romantics (Byron, Keats, Shelly) who died early, tragic deaths...except they didn't really tell us the whole story, did they? I just love these stories! I know I don't comment enough, and maybe I should, but wow.
oh man, Shelley was also an absolute weirdo!
Wasn’t there a VERY WEIRD sort of horror film made about that holiday they were all on together? I have vague memories of a hugh school friend renting it and all of us just…being very surprised by the vibes. As usual, laughed so hard that one of my kids came in to check on me.
I know! I'm kinda wondering about poor Keats now. I'm gonna have to look into his history. I'm hoping the fact that he died as young as he did might not be his only redeeming quality.
OOOOOO I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
Hope you're allowing him Don Juan, though, which is brilliant.
Re the Greek freedom fighting: I always thought that was him scoring off Hobhouse, who'd recently been imprisoned for radical politics i.e. walking the talk, rather than just posturing (and tossing his flowing locks). But who knows?
Glorious. One of the very few things I actually remember from a school trip to Greece just under 20 years ago is not the history lessons, not the myths, not the language basics we learned for emergency situations - but going to the Temple of Poseidon and having Byron's graffiti pointed out to us (which, I just learned by way of having to Google which temple it was, may not even have been his graffiti, but he just has that reputation so most people figure it probably was)
We’ve visited a prison in Montreux which allegedly contained Byron’s graffiti too. Clearly leaving his mark wherever he went!