Never thought I would relate to a Bavarian king, but as a fellow queer, real-estate obsessed, possibly (probably) autistic lover of opera and theatre, it appears that I thought wrong!
“Now. This may be a controversial take, but I believe strongly that Ludwig II was not mad at all. He was a sad baby gay theater kid with depression, perhaps a touch of neurodivergence, and a desperate millennial hankering for homeownership. All he really needed to thrive was a prescription for Wellbutrin, an undergraduate degree in arts and ideas from Sarah Lawrence, and a Pinterest. I see him, is what I’m saying.”
I read this three times today just to reread this paragraph. I laughed out loud each time. Love love love it! Great job and I will nominate you.
I wanna be Allison when I grow up! +500 bonus points for Office meme
Another great one! And lol omg Sarah Lawrence. Bwah hah hah! Here's to gay theater kids with mermaid grottos!
Never thought I would relate to a Bavarian king, but as a fellow queer, real-estate obsessed, possibly (probably) autistic lover of opera and theatre, it appears that I thought wrong!
Okay I do agree that you deserve all the accolades for the Zillowhengrin bit. Yep. That's. /tips hat/
From now on home renovation conversations are only about grottos
“Now. This may be a controversial take, but I believe strongly that Ludwig II was not mad at all. He was a sad baby gay theater kid with depression, perhaps a touch of neurodivergence, and a desperate millennial hankering for homeownership. All he really needed to thrive was a prescription for Wellbutrin, an undergraduate degree in arts and ideas from Sarah Lawrence, and a Pinterest. I see him, is what I’m saying.”
I read this three times today just to reread this paragraph. I laughed out loud each time. Love love love it! Great job and I will nominate you.