Or, why Catalina de Erauso might be my dirtbaggiest dirtbag yet.
Or, why Blackbeard was the Lady Gaga of the early 18th century.
Or, really just 1,300 words about how much Thomas Seymour sucks.
Or, how Lydia Pinkham grifted her way into millions of dollars and also my heart.
Or, the absolute unhinged energy of Saint Olga of Kyiv
Or, a Hans Christian Andersen mini-episode because my brain is mashed potatoes this week.
Or, terrible dating advice from Grigori Potemkin
Or, why I hope Napoleon Bonaparte is stepping on a Lego in hell.
Or, why Tycho Brahe is the scientific wackjob Elon Musk wishes he was.
Or, the man that made even Joseph Stalin say "ugh, *this* guy."
Or, why you should never give a silly nickname to Sweden's King Gustav I.
Or, the four humors and why Shakespeare would've loved the ninja turtles